Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: Are the reason you have no food

Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
Real Friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM

Fake Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Real Friends : Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

Fake Friends: Never seen you cry.
Real Friends: Cry with you

Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

Fake Friends: Know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

Fake Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Real Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

Fake Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Real Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Fake Friends: Are for awhile.
Real Friends: Are for life.

Fake Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Real Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

Fake Friends: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Real Friends: Will knock them the fuck out

Fake Friends: Will read this.
Real Friends: Will steal this, just like i did